Do you publish thirst
Can i get your pb password
you got a kik
Do you send nudes.
Is it me or is everyone’s 3 favorite things netflix, oral sex, and pizza
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
[first date voice] so tell me about your weather hobbies. fuck i mean, tell me the weather. no that’s not what i meant i was trying to say what are your hobbies. wonderful weather we’re hobbing. having. fuck
I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it
I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.
It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
turn up lil dolphin
i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on